Closing the India-Pakistan Border - Every Night

Monty Python could not have come up with anything as funny as this video showing how India and Pakistan close their border every evening. 

Complete with soldiers from the Ministry of Silly Walks, this video is just too funny.

Mr Bean at the Olympics

If you missed the opening ceremony for the 2012 Olympic Games, then the best part was when Mr Bean joined the London Symphony Orchestra to play Chariots of Fire.

Ultimate Ethnic Joke

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maître d' after scrutinizing the group, "You can't come in here without a Thai."

Missing

Summer in Vancouver

Happy Canada Day

Stand up for the new Canadian National Canthem.
Yes you read that that right.

Money is Evil

Future of Social Media

The Flat Mate

Every year Susan goes on holiday with her flat mate

Ads You Will Never See Again

Nina Conti

Gotta love her grannie, and be sure to get to 10 min mark.
Watch in HD on YouTube.

Too Much Power

Invade New Zealand

Wake Up

More of Simon's Cats.

Estate Planning

When a young man found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. 

So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "But in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much smarter than men.

Nine Dolphins

See them?

Lost Wife

A man approaches a younger woman inside the mall. "Excuse me," he said, "I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the man, said, "Sure, sir, do  you know where your wife might be?"

"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she usually appears out of nowhere."?

Do Not Disturb

Animal Can Can

A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. 

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." 

"I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. 

"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket."