A man hates his wife's cat and decides to get rid of it. He drives 20 blocks from his home and drops off the cat there. But when he arrives home, he finds the cat walking up the driveway.
The next day, he drops the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happens. He keeps trying to get rid of the cat by increasing the distance between his home and where he abandons the animal. But the cat keeps finding his way home.
At last he decides to drive a few kilometres away, turn right then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reaches what he believes is a perfect spot to dump the cat.
Hours later, the man call s his wife at home and asks: "Is the cat there?"
"Yes, why?" asks the wife.
Frustrated the man says: "Put that stupid cat on the phone, I need directions to get home!"