Saturday, May 12, 2012

Good Mates

A couple of good mates - a Kiwi and an Aussie - were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. 

After a while the Kiwi said to the Aussie "If I was to sneak over to your place and shag your wife while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"

The Aussie crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he said, "I don't know about being related ..... But it would make us even."

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