Flavors

The children were being taught how to flavors of Lifesavers by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, " will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'"

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass-holes!".