This Maori fella is walking up the beach with a couple of live crayfish in a bucket when he is stopped by an Inspector from the Ministry of Agriculture & Fisheries (MAF).
He says to the Maori fella "Hey, it looks like you caught a couple of undersize crayfish".
The Maori fella says "Nah Bro' these crayfish are my pet crayfish. I just bring them down to the beach every day for a swim and when I whistle, they hop back in the bucket and I take them home."
The MAF officer doesn't believe him and says "you should know it's illegal to catch undersized crayfish and he starts writing out a ticket for a fine".
Then the Maori fella says "Nah Bro' they are pets, you just watch this" and he chucks the crayfish into the surf.
The MAF officer then says "OK, lets see ya whistle and make those crayfish come back to you then."
The Maori fella says "What crayfish?"
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