Grandfather

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?

 

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on the weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time – just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however he had a bad cold and really didn’t feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she’d take their granddaughter for the drive.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.

 

“Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?” he asked.

 

“Oh, yes, Grandpa, it was really wonderful. We didn’t see a single asshole, blind bastard, dipshit or son of a bitch anywhere we went!”