Friday, May 11, 2012

The New Doctor

I went to my doctor's office the other day, only to find out my old doctor had retired, and his replacement was a new, young, female, drop-dead gorgeous blue-eyed blonde!

I guess she could tell, I was a little nervous, and perhaps appeared slightly embarrassed, so she said:

"Don't worry, I'm a professional, I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can."

So I said: "I think my penis tastes funny...".

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